Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Girl,
our love is like when you are in public
and you have recently finished drinking from a plastic bottle
and you want to throw the bottle away
and you see a trash can
someone has pushed to the curb for trash day
and you go, “Damn, I want to throw this bottle away,
but it should be recycled, but, like,
I really want to throw this bottle away,”
so you go to throw it away,
mentally promising The Earth you will do something nice for it later,
and when you get right up to the can,
you see that that shit was actually a recycle bin all along.

By which I mean,
our love is fuckin’ GREAT.

Notes

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    Christ, I love this so much.
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